Hello Mother,

Toffee here. Today was so humid, and as it was our last Sunday here I demanded Ally and Josh take us to the beach. Of course, not just any beach would do. It needed to be a private VIP beach for someone as delicate as me, so no rif raf could approach. They had the inside knowledge on a secret city beach that only the best dogs get in to, so naturally, I had to go.

We arrived by private chauffeur.

And immediately surveyed the quality of the surrounds:

This grass is grade A!

Ally and Josh then let us know that we had to go “off road” to get there. Wading and scrambling over rocks.

cool!

Nice!

Lead on Josh!

“Scramble!” I said! “ Not on your life!”

So Josh did what any gentleman should do…..

I DO NOT WADE!

Then we saw the beach, and it was all that was promised! The VIP list was so exclusive, we were the only ones there! Right in the city! Who would believe it?

OK then...

This meets my standards!

Ahem….Iggy, you have something on your face……

ah hem

So we reviewed the length of the beach….

Then the boys started acting all silly, doing zoomies up and down.

racing!

Pi pulls in front!

It's a tie!

Iggy found time to meet his stick-chewing KPIs

working

And spent some quality time with his best friend.

We had some swimming time, which I sorely needed.

But I wasn’t so sure the massive surf was for a girl like me

One toe in.....

Actually, I’ll wait on the towel

Yikes!

But then! Our idyllic beach sojourn was interrupted by some uncouth labs! Ugh!

Iggy was named my champion, and bravely fetched their stick for me from the depths.

Swim Iggy! Swim!

After all that excitement, it was time to leave (and leave the riff raff).

Over hill and dale

I’m not sure if I still like Ally.

First she made me wash my paws…..

This isn't like Professionails!

But wait! There is more! Indignity on indignity! She made me bath with the boys!

Unisex showers were not to her liking

It was all worth it though!

Love you Mother!

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